Somehow I feel as if we've become closer since you left, how strange. But it is easier to focus on making it count if I only have a moment to speak with you, and more comfortable to take my time to write. So you have asked for updates and I suppose I'll be overly honest. Congratulations.
You should know [THE BOY] and [ZALERA] are the ones who will be marrying, do [MATEUS THE CORRUPT] and I seem the types to even consider it? [THE BOY] certainly seems bent on it, we were married in his dream world apparently, and he tried to convince me of its merits while drunk a little while ago. Frankly it just isn't something I understand, particularly if it isn't a traditional, monogamous sort of situation. Even more importantly, that is not really the nature of our relationship. Or at least it wasn't, I'm not so sure now. I didn't think either of us did "romance", but that doesn't seem to be the case all of a sudden. As dearly as I love him, it is a bit distressing and confusing. But I suppose that means you'll be glad to know we are doing well and becoming more "lovey-dovey" than ever. Suddenly I'm glad you're not here to tease me.
But do keep an eye out for something to tease him with. I've given him an ornament from my sword which he has claimed he will wear in his hair daily. Embarrassing enough to begin with, but that sword contains my soul. Please only use this information to mock him and not me. Sorry we hardly leave dorms so you couldn't see his reaction, I promise it was very charming. You see, overly honest.
As for my family, is that really a good thing? You all must be enjoying watching us fight. Great. But I suppose I don't mind that too much, it's the one thing we are very good at. And truthfully I was worried about him, even if he is an ass. My son is as endearing as ever, however, it has been nice to be more or less getting along. I would not have thought that possible at the start.
Now I've talked at length about embarrassing things, so do return the favour. Did you and [THE DIVINE DRAGON, MATRIARCH OF THE MOONLIT KINGDOM] marry? At least, I assume that's what you mean. Somehow I didn't realise, congratulations. Tell me all about it, or at least imagine I am giving my best attempt at teasing you about it, though I doubt anyone can manage that.
[FOOL'S GOLD] sent a letter as well, it sounds like he's doing well. He managed to find his girlfriend and is living with her. After a harrowing adventure looking for her in an unfamiliar city. I have enclosed a copy of the photo he sent.
Taking care, write and visit again soon.
[POWERTHIRST]
[and there is indeed a copy of a selfie photo of Wifi and Silence along with the letter.]
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Somehow I feel as if we've become closer since you left, how strange. But it is easier to focus on making it count if I only have a moment to speak with you, and more comfortable to take my time to write. So you have asked for updates and I suppose I'll be overly honest. Congratulations.
You should know [THE BOY] and [ZALERA] are the ones who will be marrying, do [MATEUS THE CORRUPT] and I seem the types to even consider it? [THE BOY] certainly seems bent on it, we were married in his dream world apparently, and he tried to convince me of its merits while drunk a little while ago. Frankly it just isn't something I understand, particularly if it isn't a traditional, monogamous sort of situation. Even more importantly, that is not really the nature of our relationship. Or at least it wasn't, I'm not so sure now. I didn't think either of us did "romance", but that doesn't seem to be the case all of a sudden. As dearly as I love him, it is a bit distressing and confusing. But I suppose that means you'll be glad to know we are doing well and becoming more "lovey-dovey" than ever. Suddenly I'm glad you're not here to tease me.
But do keep an eye out for something to tease him with. I've given him an ornament from my sword which he has claimed he will wear in his hair daily. Embarrassing enough to begin with, but that sword contains my soul. Please only use this information to mock him and not me. Sorry we hardly leave dorms so you couldn't see his reaction, I promise it was very charming. You see, overly honest.
As for my family, is that really a good thing? You all must be enjoying watching us fight. Great. But I suppose I don't mind that too much, it's the one thing we are very good at. And truthfully I was worried about him, even if he is an ass. My son is as endearing as ever, however, it has been nice to be more or less getting along. I would not have thought that possible at the start.
Now I've talked at length about embarrassing things, so do return the favour. Did you and [THE DIVINE DRAGON, MATRIARCH OF THE MOONLIT KINGDOM] marry? At least, I assume that's what you mean. Somehow I didn't realise, congratulations. Tell me all about it, or at least imagine I am giving my best attempt at teasing you about it, though I doubt anyone can manage that.
[FOOL'S GOLD] sent a letter as well, it sounds like he's doing well. He managed to find his girlfriend and is living with her. After a harrowing adventure looking for her in an unfamiliar city. I have enclosed a copy of the photo he sent.
Taking care, write and visit again soon.
[POWERTHIRST]
[and there is indeed a copy of a selfie photo of Wifi and Silence along with the letter.]