marsascending: (but nothing ever hits home)
Well, you could appoint someone. I suppose that's within the general duties of a Maid of Honor.

...generally you all ask your closest friends and allies to be your wedding attendants, if that's a thing you want to do. They get to wear a special outfit and might participate in the ceremony, and they help make sure everything runs smoothly.
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an entertaining thing to do would be to replace every instance of “for ritual purposes” in any archeology article with “for funsies”