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Date: October 11th, 2019 06:18 pm (UTC)
ohgodno: (welcome to my ted talk about me)
From: [personal profile] ohgodno
Dearest Paloma, if you give me a praise I will praise you in return for looking so—ah, well, I cannot say more or else that is praising you!
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Date: October 11th, 2019 06:40 pm (UTC)
ohgodno: (god doesn't love you she loves herself)
From: [personal profile] ohgodno
[fuck, ok, give her a moment she didn't quite expect this either despite being, you know, a god who demands praise constantly like she needs it to breathe]

Go on?
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Date: October 11th, 2019 09:41 pm (UTC)
ohgodno: (they say my name during sex)
From: [personal profile] ohgodno
Sacrificing your soul? I do not remember you sacrificing your soul to me, why was it not sacrificed to me?
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Date: October 11th, 2019 11:47 pm (UTC)
ohgodno: (remember: god is always watching)
From: [personal profile] ohgodno
Paloma, if you sin for God it is never actually a sin~
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Date: October 13th, 2019 12:16 am (UTC)
ohgodno: (GOD BLESS GOD BLESS GOD BLESS)
From: [personal profile] ohgodno
So continue sinning for me!

 

an entertaining thing to do would be to replace every instance of “for ritual purposes” in any archeology article with “for funsies”