Depth: 1

rubyluna big

Date: June 1st, 2020 06:26 pm (UTC)
auroraesinus: (pic#14036829)
From: [personal profile] auroraesinus
[ from here ]

[ huffs, ]

Kiss me properly, you dingbat.
Edited Date: June 1st, 2020 06:27 pm (UTC)
Depth: 1

also rubyluna big but paloma medium

Date: June 1st, 2020 09:34 pm (UTC)
earthlydelights: (12; take a body)
From: [personal profile] earthlydelights
[ from here ]

I mean, they're pretty normal guns, aren't they? Besides, Intensity's annoying.
Depth: 2

Re: also rubyluna big but paloma medium

Date: June 2nd, 2020 02:29 am (UTC)
justiceoutdone: (12)
From: [personal profile] justiceoutdone
Uh, no? Like, first of all they don't have plasma streamers or even just flamethrowers and those are literally the two coolest guns to have ever existed.
Depth: 3

Re: also rubyluna big but paloma medium

Date: June 2nd, 2020 04:56 am (UTC)
earthlydelights: (13; maybe your own)
From: [personal profile] earthlydelights
They make what?

[ holy shit

this is a whole new world ]
Depth: 4

Re: also rubyluna big but paloma medium

Date: June 2nd, 2020 08:02 am (UTC)
justiceoutdone: (4)
From: [personal profile] justiceoutdone
Plasma streamers! Flamethrowers!
Depth: 5

Re: also rubyluna big but paloma medium

Date: June 2nd, 2020 05:16 pm (UTC)
earthlydelights: (13; maybe your own)
From: [personal profile] earthlydelights
I've literally never heard of those but somehow now I really want them. What do they do?
Depth: 6

Re: also rubyluna big but paloma medium

Date: June 3rd, 2020 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] justiceoutdone
One shoots lightning and the other throws fire! You super want them, 'cause they're great.
Depth: 7

Re: also rubyluna big but paloma medium

Date: June 3rd, 2020 07:07 am (UTC)
earthlydelights: (05; not really soothing)
From: [personal profile] earthlydelights
Oooooh...

...you said that sort of thing would have to be future is now...?
Depth: 8

Re: also rubyluna big but paloma medium

Date: June 5th, 2020 01:50 am (UTC)
justiceoutdone: (11)
From: [personal profile] justiceoutdone
Yeah, probably. Plasma streamer might take some doing but a flamethrower should be like, pretty simple for them to make.
Depth: 1

rubyluna small

Date: June 1st, 2020 09:39 pm (UTC)
earthlydelights: (14; and dump it gently)
From: [personal profile] earthlydelights
[ from here ]

I'll fight you at every single one and I'll win.

[ lochaana you don't actually know how to fight and probably got beaten up all the time as a kid, ]
Depth: 2

Re: rubyluna small

Date: June 1st, 2020 11:50 pm (UTC)
withmycrossbow: (14)
From: [personal profile] withmycrossbow
Good luck.

[ says the kid who does know how to fight but is, unfortunately, tiny ]
Depth: 3

Re: rubyluna small

Date: June 2nd, 2020 01:46 am (UTC)
earthlydelights: (06; but soothing nonetheless.)
From: [personal profile] earthlydelights
[ so it's going to be really stupid on both ends, is what you're saying. ]

Let's go.
Depth: 1

illya

Date: June 1st, 2020 09:48 pm (UTC)
earthlydelights: (13; maybe your own)
From: [personal profile] earthlydelights
[ from here ]

[ peruses for a couple seconds, and then picks out a crossbow and bolts, plus a KNIFE. ]

Ranged versus melee test, here we go.
Depth: 2

Date: June 1st, 2020 11:11 pm (UTC)
worldcup: (pic#13555632)
From: [personal profile] worldcup
At least we have a good variety.

[ JUST IN CASE certain things have certain weaknesses ]
Depth: 3

Date: June 2nd, 2020 01:54 am (UTC)
earthlydelights: (09; day moon but it's still there)
From: [personal profile] earthlydelights
Always good to cover all your bases! No time like the present, let's goooooo!
Depth: 4

Date: June 2nd, 2020 05:37 am (UTC)
worldcup: (pic#9364211)
From: [personal profile] worldcup
Mmhm!

[ Illya's going to let her lead the way ]
Depth: 5

Date: June 2nd, 2020 05:55 am (UTC)
earthlydelights: (06; but soothing nonetheless.)
From: [personal profile] earthlydelights
[ she only kinda knows how to use a crossbow but it can't be that hard right

kicking open the doors to the basement level and descending the stairs into

THE DUNGEON, LEVEL 1

which is populated with a lot of slimes ]
Depth: 6

Date: June 2nd, 2020 05:15 pm (UTC)
worldcup: (pic#9364216)
From: [personal profile] worldcup
What are these?!
Depth: 7

Date: June 2nd, 2020 05:22 pm (UTC)
earthlydelights: (13; maybe your own)
From: [personal profile] earthlydelights
...I have no idea.

[ slowly... approaches... and taps one with her knife.

it squishes slightly. ]

Is this just gelatin dessert...
Depth: 1

wifi small

Date: June 2nd, 2020 06:09 am (UTC)
earthlydelights: (13; maybe your own)
From: [personal profile] earthlydelights
Magic's definitely fake, though.
Depth: 2

Re: wifi small

Date: June 2nd, 2020 11:32 am (UTC)
basketsmol: (pic#14035648)
From: [personal profile] basketsmol
...Nuh uh.
Depth: 3

Re: wifi small

Date: June 2nd, 2020 05:15 pm (UTC)
earthlydelights: (12; take a body)
From: [personal profile] earthlydelights
It's definitely not magic. I bet it's just some kind of trick. She just costume-changed!

[ and also her unitmate is a baby,

this is normal. ]
Depth: 4

Re: wifi small

Date: June 2nd, 2020 05:18 pm (UTC)
basketsmol: (pic#14035648)
From: [personal profile] basketsmol
Nuh uh, magic is real. It’s not a trick...

[unitmate is like 3, probably, thats true]
Depth: 5

Re: wifi small

Date: June 2nd, 2020 05:20 pm (UTC)
earthlydelights: (15; all your dead unfinished selves)
From: [personal profile] earthlydelights
If magic's not real then anyone could learn to do that kind of cool trick, though.
Depth: 6

Re: wifi small

Date: June 2nd, 2020 07:22 pm (UTC)
basketsmol: (pic#14035647)
From: [personal profile] basketsmol
Nuh-uh.

I'm...I'm gonna grow up to be a magician!!!
Depth: 7

Re: wifi small

Date: June 3rd, 2020 12:41 am (UTC)
earthlydelights: (13; maybe your own)
From: [personal profile] earthlydelights
[ crouching down— ]

Show me a trick, then.
Depth: 8

1/2

Date: June 3rd, 2020 12:45 am (UTC)
basketsmol: (pic#14035648)
From: [personal profile] basketsmol
...









Depth: 8

Re: wifi small

Date: June 3rd, 2020 12:46 am (UTC)
basketsmol: (pic#14035969)
From: [personal profile] basketsmol
[takes in a deep breath]
Depth: 9

Re: wifi small

Date: June 3rd, 2020 02:11 am (UTC)
earthlydelights: (13; maybe your own)
From: [personal profile] earthlydelights
[ encouragingly: ]

Yes?
Depth: 10

Re: wifi small

Date: June 3rd, 2020 02:15 am (UTC)
basketsmol: (pic#14035969)
From: [personal profile] basketsmol
[starts crying]
Depth: 11

Re: wifi small

Date: June 3rd, 2020 02:41 am (UTC)
earthlydelights: (12; take a body)
From: [personal profile] earthlydelights
[ ............is this just going to keep happening ]
Depth: 12

Re: wifi small

Date: June 3rd, 2020 02:48 am (UTC)
basketsmol: (Default)
From: [personal profile] basketsmol
[yes]

[he is SAD now GOSH]
Depth: 13

Re: wifi small

Date: June 3rd, 2020 03:19 am (UTC)
earthlydelights: (05; not really soothing)
From: [personal profile] earthlydelights
Um...

It's... it's really... fine. If you don't have a trick?
Depth: 14

Re: wifi small

Date: June 3rd, 2020 03:46 am (UTC)
basketsmol: (pic#14035968)
From: [personal profile] basketsmol
But magic is really real...I know it is...!!
Depth: 15

Re: wifi small

Date: June 3rd, 2020 07:05 am (UTC)
earthlydelights: (08; is always there)
From: [personal profile] earthlydelights
...t-tell me about magic, then?

 

an entertaining thing to do would be to replace every instance of “for ritual purposes” in any archeology article with “for funsies”