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Your idiot wife.

Yeah.

That's, uh. That's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about.

Well, let's have a seat and get comfortable, then. Did you want to get another crepe first, though?

What, the weird floppy thing?

[She sticks out her tongue like blech.]

No way.

Yeah, I don't really know why people like them so much, either.

[ she takes a seat on a bench, though, and pats the space next to her. ]

So, tell me about it.

[She crosses over to sit down as well, oddly primly with her back straight and her knees tucked together, hands clasped on top of them. Her tail flicks around sharply, betraying that she's juuuuust a little nervousanxiousohgodwhatamIdoingthiswasabadideaisittoolatetoabort––]

[And then she just blurts:]

You like those 'party' things, right? I mean like. Having them. But also. . . making them?

Oh! Oh, I love throwing parties, that's true, so you've definitely asked the right person.

You'd like to have a party for her, then?

What? No!

––Maybe?

[Fluffs her own hair and flushes a little as the tail lashing intensifies.]

Look, I––we did this whole marriaged thing, but, like –– it was in that creepy "ca-see-no" place, and the demon that did it I'm pretty sure ran the first game I ever died in, and I was––

[She visibly cycles through several words before settling on:]

––sick, and we didn't really know what doing marriage was, and so people just. I don't know, talk about it like it doesn't count?

And she's never had a 'party' before anyway. I mean, her unitmate did one, but he doesn't even know her, it wasn't anything like what she'd like –– and he hates me, so he set up this weird thing and then ditched, and the whole thing was, uh. Terrible and awkward?

So I don't think we did any of it how it was supposed to go.

Ohhhhhh.

Ohhhhh all right, that makes sense.

So, we can absolutely make something happen that both of you will actually enjoy and will feel like a "you" thing.

I mean, no one here would recognize the kinds of marriages I've officiated, and if you don't have a particular cultural tradition or families to please, if you want to celebrate your relationship, then the point is that it's things you like.

...though there's some things that are standard for parties. Food, drinks, decorations, inviting your friends and any relevant family you're not estranged from or at war with. Sometimes there's activities or games.

Would they let you? I mean, I've seen some of you come back before, but it's always, like, "graduation" or for one of those 'holiday' things.

If you pitch a party concept for an event and they go for it you're allowed to come back as long as you're "hosting" it, even if it's not a game.

...so I might be able to swing something so that I coincidentally happen to be around at the right time, if you'd like to put me on the guest list.

I mean, can't you just host the marriage party?

I was thinking of doing it for Sabre and Arya at the same time. They've got some thing going on, and anyway, last time Sabre freaked out over me and Aster "leaving her out" and I don't feel like doing that mess again.

If I'm going to host a party for you, wouldn't you rather be able to keep it to people you specifically want there?

I can just host something public as a formality so I can also set up a private party for you and yours. You should start thinking about what you'd like, though.

[r u gonna make an spop VIP room

also what if she publicly wanted to mark her territory, what then]

. . .So––what, you're gonna make a second party inside the bigger party?

[ can a cat who can barely call someone her girlfriend or wife manage to not keel over while doing that though, ]

They do that at important events for special guests, after all.

[listen cats can always mark their ill-defined and definitely not romantic territory]

I don't know. What if Aster wants to hang out with her dumb unit? Then we'd be going to different parties, that doesn't work.

[Also possibly not quite grasping how a VIP lounge actually works.]

Oh, well, she'd be able to approve their admittance, of course.

. . .

Great.

[Wow, she hates it, but for Adora. . .]

So you have an event, and we have a secret smaller party inside of it? How's that work? Like, what stops people from just walking in or whatever?

Well, you'd have a guest list and someone checking attendance at the door.

Although—perhaps you should discuss who you want on your guest list with Aster, first. That's something normally both of you would do together, and perhaps find a compromise on.

Sooooo. . . if someone's not on the list, we get to throw them out?

That's how private parties work, yes.

Do we get to have better stuff than the bigger party?

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